The Warden's diagnosis for Johnny DOH-gar? Obsessive Repulsive Disorder.
Here are a few of the gems coming out of the brain of this genius (not even close to all the mentions of the Bernardos or the many Photoshopped masterpieces Johnny DOH-gar has on his site):
"Gerald Fornino — the Chairman of the Rochester Conservative Party — has one friend: Len Bernardo — Chairman of the Ulster County Independence Party... That means that Conservative Party line, the gift to Terry from Gerry, was taken away by the bad, bad, but honest man (myself). It also means that Gerry Fornino — who aspires to be a Town Justice someday — is incapable of filling out a simple petition form."
"Incumbent Bernardo: stop lying!"
"Let me say it again: Patricia Jacobsen committed perjury." (referring to an honest mistake made on a single signature collected by Mrs. Jacobsen)
"Terry Lynn Blosser Bernardo is running for Ulster County Sheriff. What? She is not? Then how can you explain the milking dry the Grafitti Cow?"
"Animals for Terry Bernardo?"
"Ulster County GOP sold to Len Bernardo for $1"
"Congratulations Bernardo County for getting a big deal (dirty, but big)."
"Indeed! Len Bernardo does the cooking, Fawn Tantillo does the laundry, Langdon Chapman does the cleaning, and now she's getting lots of free PR!"
"If only the Bernardos would have known this a few years back!"
"To commemorate the famous journalistic breakthrough of 2012, President Terry Bernardo decided to deliver the State of the Union address from her beloved parallel bars."
"Seeds from Terry Bernardo's pumpkin"
"I'm telling you, Terry Bernardo is presidential material. She has her own vocabulary, and she has the tenacity to hold on to it forever."
"I love Terry. Love's a feeling you feel when you feel you're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before."
"The day the Republicans decided that Mrs. Len Bernardo was the right choice for Chair was without question, the darkest day in Ulster County Republican Party's history."
"Having Mrs. Len Bernardo lead them is the worst possible situation there could be. She is out for herself, her husband, the Independence Party and to force their way into political importance in Ulster County and beyond."
"Stop crying! The comparison between Terry Bernardo and Elena Ceausescu is more than waranteed. [sic]"
"All these years of hard work, scheming and dirty dealing, all this blackmailing and manipulation, all the mudslinging on Blaber’s and Roberti’s blogs, all the support from Bonacic, Catalano, O’Halloran and Rascoe, and nobody told Terry Bernardo 'Beware of the staple!'"
"Terry Bernardo’s golden vision, as well as her taxpayers’ watchdog impersonation are accurately depicted in the illustration above."
"There are no doubts about Terry Bernardo being behind the smear campaign against Manuela Michailescu."
"By posting the above lies fed to him by Terry Bernardo, Blaber facilitated a disgusting frenzy of hate, stupidity, lies and ignorance, all displayed in these 147 anonymous comments. Sure, Team Terry wrote the comments, but Blaber approved them."
"In reality, Blaber and Bernardo smeared Manuela Michailescu, trying to discredit her opposition to the infamous dirty deal cooked by Terry Bernardo’s husband."
"Jeremy Blaber is a weasel, and so is Terry Bernardo"
"What is Terry Bernardo trying to achieve? Beats me, but a better question is why would she make public this strange narcissistic video of herself being pushed off the low bar and pulled off the high bar?"
"Before I forget: Terry Bernardo and Jeremy Blaber are weasels."
"Bernardo Team Stuck on Creativity"
"Len Bernardo, you should be up in an hour or so. Would you mind writing a post about this post? In your unmistakable style?"
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