Ulster county politics has always been a little crazy but lately things have become damn near clinical. The parties used to fight things out. You know. Knock down, drag out, bare knuckle brawls. Then, they would get together over a beer.
Now we have some people who have never had any real success in politics throwing mud at those who are actually doing something. These are people who have convinced themselves that they are doing good when all they are doing is hurting people. This is about revenge and causing damage. Nothing else.
The inmates are trying to take over the asylum. The top three patients are Robin No-No (former Republican Chairman), Johnny DOH-gar (who has never been anything or achieved anything in politics) and Many Losses Michailescu (who only won a single election when she was dragged along by the people she ran with).
Don't worry though. The inmates aren't going to get into the medical cabinets as long as The Warden is on the job.
The Warden will keep the gates locked and issue regular updates about the funny farm and the crazies who inhabit it. The Warden will not let them get away with any funny business.
Everyone knows they are prone to saying the sky is falling. Everyone knows they think they are Napoleon. Everyone especially knows they blame everyone else for everything but love to take credit when they don't deserve it.
That's ok. With proper medication many kinds of craziness can be treated. This blog is the pill for their delusions.
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